
Above is an actual photograph of that fateful day in march.
This caused the volcano to go from being a pretty chill normal volcano, to being a font of Lucifer's angry jealousy at the world. And what is the Dark Lord most jealous of? Well the angels' (and now mortals') ability to fly, so he sent up a huge plume of silica based smoke which choked all the angels to death and also just happened to ground the vast majority of air travel in northern and western europe. This in turn has lead to our cousin in catastrophe being stuck on Jersey, and has to get an 8 hour boat back instead. A nightmare for us and the wider cause of further darkening this otherwise airy fucking fairy world.
On the plus side, the english channel hasn't been baptised for Satan yet...
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