Saturday, 2 April 2011

Bleeding Our Souls is one today!

Of course the wizards that make up our numbers have been up to no good and regaling anybody who will listen with stories of their deeds for thousands of years. However they have only been doing so in this online format for one english year. To celebrate this we bring you a selection of photos from the past year that we think are awesome. y'know a little bit like a lazy sitcom will do with what they deem are funny clips.

A dog we befriended that was terrified of inverted crosses
and as such had to be baptised

A panda and its adopted human children loose on southbank that we attempted to baptise.

A car we rode about in before it got crushed and turned into saucepans in china (true story)

A forty acre crop fire that we may or may not have started.

An Irish cross that we showed who was boss.

Some rituals we performed.
Some street pastors we converted to the dark cause.

Some sheep we bothered for Beelzebub.

A cat we baptised.

A wood goblin we had no time for.

A fruity bird that got what was coming for it.
A cave we briefly called home.

An evil egg we cooked.

An evil egg that was too evil to cook.

Some satanic shit.

A satanic rat burial.
An evil skip we ollied into.
A town we baptised.

A path that led to nothing but pre-teen alcoholism and violent drunken sodomy.

A malevolent shed we briefly called home.

Some news clippings that we haven't doctored.

Another cave we briefly called home.
A tree house we briefly called home.
A woodland clearing we briefly called home
A south London chicken shop we briefly called home.
A cafe car park/dogging site we briefly called our home.

A girl we cured with black magic.

A sea we baptised.
A time we had.

Next year we summon a medley of rubbish demons, go on tour to the canary islands and spit upon the sanctity of marriage in more ways than one.

1 comment:

  1. Hey i found a sticker with this site in peckham, i saw the upside down crosses and i stole it for myself. cool blog spot