Thursday, 7 April 2011

Royally Weddding Our Souls

On the 29th of April you are cordially invited to join an already expansive band of British Satanists who are planning on marching in support of the royal wedding.
The Royals and Satan have had a healthy and ongoing relationship since 1066 and has been written in national legislature since 1666.
There are currently about 13,000 wizards suspected to attend and that figure is rapidly growing.
If you want to join in on a satanic walk to end all satanic walks then turn up in trafalgar sqaure on the 29th of April at 10am wearing all black and preferably carrying some sort of placard/blood soaked animal corpse. We'll know who you are and why you are there.

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