We have a new intern...

Its a 3000 year old Buddhist statue of a golden satanic bird monster throwing the horns that currently resides in the British museum.
All criteria for joining had been filled, it didn't need to even apply for a position with us, it received an honorary one.
So if you want to be our next team member just keep the following points in mind to be considered for an internship.

- throw the horns a lot.

- be over 1000 years old.

- preferably be made of gold/purest black.
- live in a glass box in a centuries old British institution

- be a satanic bird monster.

Previous interns have gone on to high paying positions in the BBC, Pricewaterhousecoopers, John Lewis and the Seventh Circle of Hell so get involved. Today!